Teen 'Big Balls' Resigns from Trump's DOGE After Exposing Federal Waste

Sarah Johnson
June 25, 2025
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Teen Edward Coristine, nicknamed 'Big Balls', resigns from DOGE after exposing massive wasteful spending in federal systems under Trump's cost-cutting initiative.
In a surprising turn of events, Edward Coristine, a 19-year-old software developer and college student known by the audacious nickname 'Big Balls', has resigned from his position at the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE). This departure adds to the recent turbulence within the agency, following the exit of its high-profile leader, Elon Musk, and several other staffers.
Coristine, who embraced his bold moniker on LinkedIn to stand out in a sea of risk-averse professionals, faced sharp criticism from political opponents and media commentators. His role in DOGE, a department tasked with slashing a staggering $2 trillion from the federal budget, put him under intense scrutiny as he accessed government records to unearth wasteful spending. Despite the backlash, his findings were nothing short of jaw-dropping.
During a recent interview, Coristine revealed shocking gaps in accountability within the U.S. Treasury Department's payment systems. He pointed out that millions in taxpayer dollars are disbursed with little to no detail on their destination or purpose. 'You see a line item for $20 million, and you ask, what’s this for? And the answer is, we don’t really know,' he explained. This lack of oversight, he argued, creates a massive opportunity for fraud and abuse—a glaring issue for any administration claiming fiscal responsibility.
Under Musk’s leadership since January, DOGE has managed to save approximately $180 billion through asset sales, contract terminations, and fraud prevention measures. That translates to about $1,118 per taxpayer—a modest win against the backdrop of their ambitious target. Yet, with key figures like Musk and now Coristine stepping away, questions loom over the future of this cost-cutting crusade.
Coristine’s exit isn’t just a personnel change; it’s a symbol of the challenges facing DOGE. Can an agency built on bold promises and unconventional hires withstand the political heat and internal shakeups? Only time will tell, but for now, the spotlight remains on whether this department can keep its bite without its biggest names.
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Editor's Comments
Well, folks, it seems Edward 'Big Balls' Coristine lived up to his nickname—taking a bold swing at federal waste only to strike out with a resignation. Gotta wonder if the Treasury’s payment system is less a computer and more a magic 8-ball: 'Reply hazy, try again.' Here’s hoping DOGE finds someone with equally... substantial courage to fill his shoes!
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