Privacy Policy

Last updated: January 3, 2025

Introduction

Welcome to WTFNewsroom' Privacy Policy – where we take your privacy seriously, even though we don't take ourselves too seriously.

Information We Collect

• Your sense of humor (we measure this in dad jokes per minute)
• Your email address (if you subscribe)
• Your reading preferences (we need to know if you're more of a "cats taking over government" or "AI learning dad jokes" kind of person)

How We Use Your Information

We use your information to:

• Deliver personalized satirical content
• Improve our joke algorithms
• Ensure our articles maintain the perfect balance of humor and absurdity

Data Security

We protect your data with the same dedication that cats protect their cardboard boxes. All data is encrypted and stored securely.

Your Rights

You have the right to:

• Access your personal data
• Correct inaccurate data
• Request deletion of your data
• Object to our processing of your data
• Submit complaints about our dad jokes

Contact Us

For privacy-related questions or to exercise your rights, please contact us at: [email protected]

Legal Compliance

This privacy policy complies with applicable data protection laws, including GDPR, CCPA, and the International Satire Protection Act (okay, we made that last one up).