White House Mocks 'No Kings' Protests as Army’s 250th Anniversary Steals Spotlight

The White House didn’t mince words Saturday, calling the "No Kings" anti-Trump protests a spectacular flop, with crowds so small they could’ve fit in a phone booth. Communications Director Steven Cheung tore into the demonstrations, which coincided with the U.S. Army’s 250th anniversary parade—a grand celebration of military valor that doubled as President Donald Trump’s 79th birthday bash.

While the protests stayed peaceful, their timing raised eyebrows, clashing with a historic moment honoring America’s service members. Cheung took to X, slamming the demonstrators: "It’s sad that some would rather cheer for chaos than salute our brave soldiers who’ve sacrificed everything." The parade, a vibrant display of military strength, drew praise from Republican lawmakers like Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, who called it a proud moment to honor the troops’ discipline and dedication.

Democrats, however, weren’t feeling the patriotic vibe. California Governor Gavin Newsom insisted the day should focus on service members, not Trump, tweeting: "Our heroes deserve the spotlight, not a birthday cake." Yet, his team couldn’t resist a jab, posting a photo from the event with a cheeky caption calling it the "largest presidential birthday party ever." Talk about mixed messages.

Despite the political mudslinging, the Army stood firm, declaring the parade a testament to their enduring commitment: "We’ve always been there for America, and we always will." The event, blending military pride with political fireworks, showed a nation divided—yet united in its respect for those who serve.