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Why Skipping the Lawnmower Could Boost Your Health and Happiness

The "Let It Bloom June" movement, building on the buzz of "No Mow May," is gaining traction as homeowners trade their lawnmowers for wild, untamed yar...

Sarah Johnson

Sarah Johnson

6/20/2025

3 min read

Spotted Lanternflies Poised for Summer Surge, Threatening U.S. Crops and Ecosystems

Hold onto your vineyards, folks—spotted lanternflies might be staging a grand summer comeback. Experts are sounding the alarm after spotting a surge i...

Sarah Johnson

Sarah Johnson

6/20/2025

3 min read

Trump Admin Launches $10M Health Study for East Palestine After Toxic Spill

The Trump administration, spurred by Vice President JD Vance, has launched a $10 million, five-year health study to investigate the long-term effects ...

Sarah Johnson

Sarah Johnson

6/20/2025

3 min read

Jaws at 50: Shark Attacks Rise, but Conservationists Call for Respect Over Fear

As the 50th anniversary of Jaws captivates America, shark attacks are making waves in the news, reminding us of the ocean's untamed power. Recent inci...

Sarah Johnson

Sarah Johnson

6/20/2025

3 min read

Maine Lawmakers Target Hotel Toiletries in Bold Plastic Ban Push

In a bold move to curb environmental waste, Maine lawmakers are pushing a new bill that could spell the end for those tiny hotel shampoo bottles we’ve...

Sarah Johnson

Sarah Johnson

6/9/2025

3 min read

Phil Mickelson Sounds Off on San Diego’s Sewage Crisis as Beaches Close and SEALs Sicken

The sewage crisis plaguing San Diego’s pristine shores has reached a foul new low, with millions of gallons of untreated wastewater from Mexico spilli...

Sarah Johnson

Sarah Johnson

6/5/2025

3 min read

Oceans Darken, Threatening Marine Life and Global Ecosystems: Study

The world’s oceans are turning ominously darker, casting a shadow over marine life, according to a groundbreaking study from the University of Plymout...

Sarah Johnson

Sarah Johnson

5/30/2025

3 min read

Massive Cicada Swarm, Brood XIV, Set to Buzz Across East Coast

The East Coast is about to get a lot noisier, as the second-largest cicada swarm in U.S. history prepares to emerge, filling the air with their unmist...

Sarah Johnson

Sarah Johnson

5/30/2025

3 min read

Supreme Court Limits Judges' Power to Block Infrastructure Over Environmental Concerns

In a decisive move, the Supreme Court has clipped the wings of judges looking to halt infrastructure projects over environmental concerns, signaling a...

Sarah Johnson

Sarah Johnson

5/29/2025

3 min read