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Oklahoma’s New Teacher Test: Pass PragerU’s 'America First' Exam or Pack Your Bags
Oklahoma’s education system is doubling down on patriotism with a bold new move. The state’s Department of Education has teamed up with PragerU, a non...
Sarah Johnson
7/10/2025
Israeli Professor Quits Columbia Over Unchecked Anti-Israel Protests
Shai Davidai, an Israeli professor at Columbia University, has walked away from his post, citing the institution’s failure to tackle anti-Israel prote...
Sarah Johnson
7/10/2025
Most Americans Back Religious Chaplains in Schools, But Prayer Divides
A recent poll reveals that most U.S. adults back the presence of religious chaplains in public schools, offering a new layer of support for students n...
Sarah Johnson
6/29/2025
Yale Faces Civil Rights Complaint Over Race-Based Scholarship Program
A civil rights complaint has been lodged against Yale University and the American Academy of Addiction Psychiatry (AAAP) over a training program that ...
Sarah Johnson
6/28/2025
Antisemitic Disinformation Floods Campuses, Leaving Jewish Students Vulnerable
The digital age has turned university campuses into battlegrounds for truth, where social media disinformation is weaponizing ignorance and targeting ...
Sarah Johnson
6/18/2025
CIA Veteran Inspires Graduates with Gib Smith’s Courageous Cancer Battle Story
In a heartfelt address to high school seniors, a retired CIA operative shared a powerful story of courage and resilience that left a lasting impact. T...
Sarah Johnson
6/7/2025
Oregon Middle School’s 'Drag Day' Sparks Debate During Pride Week
In a bold move to celebrate Pride Month, an Oregon middle school, the Arts & Technology Academy in Eugene School District 4J, rolled out a 'Pride Spir...
Sarah Johnson
6/6/2025
Usha Vance’s 2025 Summer Reading Challenge Targets Declining Student Literacy
In a heartwarming push to combat declining literacy rates, Second Lady Usha Vance has launched the 2025 Summer Reading Challenge, inviting children ac...
Sarah Johnson
6/5/2025
Virginia’s Youngkin Signs Law Banning Cellphones in Schools to Boost Focus
In a bold move to reclaim focus in classrooms, Virginia Governor Glenn Youngkin signed legislation on Friday that restricts cellphone use for public s...
Sarah Johnson
5/31/2025
Texas Teen Faizan Zaki Wins 2025 Scripps National Spelling Bee with Éclaircissement
In a dazzling display of lexical prowess, 13-year-old Faizan Zaki from Allen, Texas, clinched the 2025 Scripps National Spelling Bee title by masterin...
Sarah Johnson
5/30/2025
New York’s Ban on Native American Mascots Violates Civil Rights, Education Department Rules
The U.S. Department of Education’s Office for Civil Rights (OCR) has ruled that two New York state agencies violated Title VI of the Civil Rights Act ...
Sarah Johnson
5/30/2025
MIT Axes DEI Office After Review, Sparks Debate on Diversity in Academia
In a bold move that’s raising eyebrows across academia, the Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) is closing its Institute Community and Equity ...
Sarah Johnson
5/29/2025
Trump Admin Targets Elite Virginia High School Over Alleged Anti-Asian Admissions Bias
The U.S. Department of Education is diving into a contentious investigation at Thomas Jefferson High School for Science and Technology (TJHSST) in Vir...
Sarah Johnson
5/23/2025
Harvard President Slashes Pay 25% as Trump Freezes $2.2B in Funding
Harvard University President Alan Garber is taking a 25% pay cut for the 2025-26 academic year, a move driven by a $2.2 billion federal funding freeze...
Sarah Johnson
5/15/2025
Columbia University Lays Off 180 Staff After $400M Federal Grant Revocation Over Antisemitism Concerns
Columbia University has announced the layoff of roughly 180 staff members after the Trump administration revoked $400 million in federal grants, citin...
Sarah Johnson
5/6/2025
Michigan School Reverses Ban, Lets Christian Students Sing Worship Songs at Talent Show
In a classic schoolhouse plot twist, a Michigan elementary school reversed its decision after initially telling two Christian siblings they couldn't s...
Sarah Johnson
5/4/2025
Brown University Faces Political Firestorm After Student’s Bold Email Sparks Tuition, Free Speech Debate
Brown University is under the political microscope this week after sophomore Alex Shieh sent a cheeky email channeling Elon Musk’s DOGE (Department of...
Sarah Johnson
5/2/2025
Teen Genius Rejected by 16 Colleges, Hired by Google, Sues Top Universities for Racial Bias
Stanley Zhong, a 19-year-old prodigy from Palo Alto, is making waves after being rejected by 16 colleges, only to land an enviable job at Google and n...
Sarah Johnson
4/29/2025
Ohio School Choice Vouchers Credited With Saving Lives and Boosting College Success
Ohio’s school choice voucher program is making serious waves, especially for students who typically face the steepest challenges—minorities, low-incom...
Sarah Johnson
4/25/2025
Supreme Court Gets Spicy Over Maryland School’s LGBTQ Storybook Opt-Out Fight
The U.S. Supreme Court turned into something of a talk show this week as Justice Neil Gorsuch and the attorney for a Maryland school district exchange...
Sarah Johnson
4/24/2025
States Race Ahead on School Choice as Supreme Court Weighs Religious Charter School Case
The U.S. Supreme Court is about to hear arguments that could make serious waves in the ongoing school choice debate—specifically, whether the country ...
Sarah Johnson
4/24/2025
Harvard Sits on $7 Million Per Student, Still Pulls in $550 Million Annually from Feds
Harvard University, sitting atop a jaw-dropping $53.2 billion endowment—yes, that’s billion with a 'B'—has tucked away more than $7 million per underg...
Sarah Johnson
4/24/2025
Hillsdale President Tells Harvard to Ditch Federal Money After Trump Freezes Billions
Larry Arnn, president of Michigan’s Hillsdale College, isn’t losing sleep over Harvard’s funding crisis—and he thinks Harvard could do just fine witho...
Sarah Johnson
4/19/2025
Wisconsin University Professor Placed on Leave After Allegedly Flipping College Republicans' Table
The University of Wisconsin - Eau Claire is making headlines after a professor was placed on administrative leave for allegedly flipping over the Coll...
Sarah Johnson
4/2/2025
Columbia University’s Acting President Sparks Controversy Over Antisemitism Hearing Remarks
Columbia University’s new acting president Claire Shipman has ignited a storm of criticism after dismissing congressional hearings on campus antisemit...
Sarah Johnson
3/31/2025
Foreign Cash Flooding U.S. Colleges Raises Alarming Questions
FIRST ON FOX: A new report has dropped a bombshell on the financial dynamics of U.S. universities, revealing that tens of billions of dollars have pou...
Sarah Johnson
3/24/2025
Texas Private School’s Bold AI Tutor Experiment Rockets Test Scores to Top 2% Nationally
Alpha School in Austin, Texas, is shaking up traditional education norms with its daring embrace of artificial intelligence (AI) technology. The priva...
Sarah Johnson
3/22/2025
Universities Grapple with 'Impossible Situation' as Trump Administration Targets DEI and Antisemitism
Major universities across the U.S. are navigating turbulent waters as the Trump administration intensifies its scrutiny of funding for Diversity, Equi...
Sarah Johnson
3/16/2025
Arkansas Public School Students Will Soon Be Required to Take Gun Safety Courses
Starting in the 2025-2026 school year, public school students in Arkansas will be required to take age-appropriate firearm safety courses. The Arkansa...
Sarah Johnson
3/10/2025
California College Faces Backlash for Replacing Men's, Women's Locker Rooms with All-Sex Locker Rooms
The University of California, Davis, has stirred up controversy with its decision to transform its men’s and women’s locker rooms into "universal" all...
Sarah Johnson
3/5/2025
Department of Education Clarifies School DEI Guidelines, Saying Black History Month Doesn't Violate Order
The Department of Education has clarified that cultural observances like Black History Month are not in violation of its latest directive urging state...
Sarah Johnson
3/4/2025
Illinois Educators Turn Kids into Political Pawns in War Against Trump
For years, debates about education reform have echoed through the South Side of Chicago. But instead of progress, the situation seems to have spiraled...
Sarah Johnson
3/4/2025
Parental Rights Group Challenges Oregon School System Over Alleged Racial Discrimination
A parental rights group has filed a civil rights complaint against Portland Public Schools in Oregon, accusing the district of racial discrimination.T...
Sarah Johnson
3/3/2025
California School District Agrees to Remove Alleged Antisemitic Content from Ethnic Studies Curriculum
A California school district has agreed to halt its controversial ethnic studies curriculum following a settlement with Jewish advocacy groups. The Sa...
Sarah Johnson
3/3/2025
