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Florida AG Vows Lawsuit Against U.S. Masters Swimming Over Gender Policy Clash

Florida Attorney General James Uthmeier threw down the gauntlet Tuesday, demanding U.S. Masters Swimming overhaul its gender participation policy or f...

Sarah Johnson

Sarah Johnson

7/16/2025

3 min read

Trump Boulevard: Florida Road Near Mar-a-Lago Set for Presidential Rename

In a move that’s sure to spark both cheers and jeers, Palm Beach County commissioners have unanimously voted to rename Southern Boulevard, the scenic ...

Sarah Johnson

Sarah Johnson

7/13/2025

3 min read

Blaze at Sea: Sailboat Fire Off Cape Canaveral, Passengers Rescued Unharmed

A dramatic scene unfolded off the coast of Cape Canaveral, Florida, on Saturday when a 61-foot sailboat erupted in flames just a mile from shore. Four...

Sarah Johnson

Sarah Johnson

6/29/2025

2 min read

Florida AG Uthmeier Held in Contempt Over Defiance of Immigration Law Block

In a fiery clash over Florida’s tough new immigration law, U.S. District Judge Kathleen Williams held Florida Attorney General James Uthmeier in civil...

Sarah Johnson

Sarah Johnson

6/18/2025

3 min read

Florida Men Charged in Tragic Boating Hit-and-Run Death of Teen Ballerina Ella Adler

In a heartbreaking incident that has left a community in mourning, two Florida men have been charged in connection with a fatal boating hit-and-run th...

Sarah Johnson

Sarah Johnson

6/5/2025

3 min read

Florida’s Jason Pizzo Goes Independent, Announces 2026 Gubernatorial Bid

Florida state Senator Jason Pizzo, who recently shed his Democratic affiliation to go independent, has thrown his hat into the ring for the 2026 guber...

Sarah Johnson

Sarah Johnson

5/10/2025

3 min read

Florida’s DeSantis Bans Fluoride in Public Water, Champions ‘Hydrate, Not Medicate’

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has signed a groundbreaking law, SB 700, stripping local governments of the power to add fluoride or other medical addit...

Sarah Johnson

Sarah Johnson

5/7/2025

3 min read

Why 150,000 New Yorkers Fled to Florida: Taxes, Crime, and the Search for Sunshine

New Yorkers have always been proud of their city grit, but lately, that pride’s been packing its bags and heading south. More than 150,000 former Big ...

Sarah Johnson

Sarah Johnson

5/3/2025

3 min read

Florida AG Uthmeier Defies Federal Judge’s Order to Halt State Immigration Law Enforcement

Florida Attorney General James Uthmeier is drawing a bold line in the sand, refusing to comply with a federal judge’s order that would halt state immi...

Sarah Johnson

Sarah Johnson

5/2/2025

4 min read