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May’s Wildest News: Media Denials, Gator Knocks, and Statue Spats

The month of May delivered a whirlwind of news that could make anyone question reality. From media moguls denying bias to alligators knocking on doors...

Sarah Johnson

Sarah Johnson

6/1/2025

3 min read

Time to Ban Pro-Terror Groups on U.S. Campuses Alongside the KKK

Universities are battlegrounds for ideas, where diverse perspectives should spark debate and growth. But there’s a line, and pro-Palestinian groups gl...

Sarah Johnson

Sarah Johnson

5/23/2025

3 min read

Mother’s Day 2025: Celebrating Mothers as America’s True Leaders

Dear mothers, you are the unsung heroes holding America together. On this Mother’s Day, we celebrate more than brunches and bouquets—we honor your qui...

Sarah Johnson

Sarah Johnson

5/10/2025

3 min read

Pope Leo XIV’s Bold Mission, Newark’s Airport Crisis, and Hochul’s Phone Ban Shake Things Up

In a world buzzing with change, Pope Leo XIV steps onto the global stage facing a challenge that’s already reshaping the Catholic Church and beyond. H...

Sarah Johnson

Sarah Johnson

5/9/2025

3 min read

From Trump’s Frenemies to Food Dye Drama: This Week’s Opinion Highlights

Political fireworks and culture wars took center stage in this week’s roundup of hot takes and headline opinions. Sean Hannity weighed in with his sig...

Sarah Johnson

Sarah Johnson

4/25/2025

3 min read

America’s Race Card Obsession: When Tragedy Becomes Tribal Warfare

America’s national pastime isn’t baseball anymore—it’s playing the race card, and the stakes are heartbreakingly high.When a black teenager named Karm...

Sarah Johnson

Sarah Johnson

4/22/2025

5 min read

From Presidential Platforms to Empty Tombs: Power That Stays

Years back, Gracie—my wife—had the kind of moment most of us only dream about: singing for President George W. Bush at a Nashville event. That perform...

Sarah Johnson

Sarah Johnson

4/19/2025

4 min read

Five Years After COVID’s Darkest Easter, American Churches Overflow With Renewed Faith

Five years ago, Easter in America looked nothing like the bustling, joy-filled holiday we know. Instead, Christians across the country found themselve...

Sarah Johnson

Sarah Johnson

4/19/2025

4 min read

Small-Town America Stands Firm on Tariffs, Betting on Trump

For the first time in his political career, President Donald Trump seems to be asking his supporters to take a leap of faith over his administration’s...

Sarah Johnson

Sarah Johnson

4/4/2025

5 min read

Democrats and Tesla: Are We Seeing a New Brand of Political Violence?

The term "stochastic terrorism" has become the latest buzzword in political discourse, often weaponized to accuse opponents of inciting violence. Whil...

Sarah Johnson

Sarah Johnson

3/28/2025

6 min read

Healing Our Health Crisis by Rediscovering Our Spiritual Purpose

"We’re not just in a health crisis, but we’re in a spiritual crisis," declared Robert F. Kennedy Jr. during an interview with Laura Ingraham. And hone...

Sarah Johnson

Sarah Johnson

3/23/2025

5 min read

Tesla Owners Face Backlash: How Leftist Criticism is Shaking Things Up

It’s been an unexpected turn of events for Tesla owners, a group that once basked in the glow of progressive praise for their commitment to saving the...

Sarah Johnson

Sarah Johnson

3/20/2025

5 min read

Why Must Race Overshadow the Dreams of Young Americans?

It was one of those moments that stays etched in your mind—a young boy, barely ten or eleven, standing tall in a policeman’s uniform, his face stoic a...

Sarah Johnson

Sarah Johnson

3/18/2025

5 min read

A Grieving Mother Blames Biden's Policies for Son's Fentanyl Death, Thanks Trump for Taking Action

A grieving mother has come forward to share her heartbreaking story, blaming President Joe Biden's border policies for the fentanyl poisoning that cla...

Sarah Johnson

Sarah Johnson

3/9/2025

5 min read

Seizing the Moment: How Aviation Safety Can Take Off Now

America's aviation sector is grieving recent tragic incidents while calling for immediate action to shore up safety measures. Despite being the safest...

Sarah Johnson

Sarah Johnson

3/9/2025

5 min read

Hamilton Cancels Itself: A Case of Art Bowing to Politics

Lin Manuel Miranda and the producers of his Broadway sensation "Hamilton" have decided to pull their performances from the Kennedy Center in protest o...

Sarah Johnson

Sarah Johnson

3/6/2025

5 min read