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Lou Holtz Rallies Catholics to Support Pope Leo XIV Amid Political Waves

College football icon Lou Holtz, a lifelong Catholic, has issued a heartfelt call to Catholics worldwide to rally behind Pope Leo XIV, the first Ameri...

Sarah Johnson

Sarah Johnson

5/15/2025

3 min read

St. Teresa of Avila’s Miraculously Preserved Remains Stun Worshippers in Spain

Warning: This article contains descriptions of human remains. Reader discretion is advised.In a rare and awe-inspiring event, the remarkably preserved...

Sarah Johnson

Sarah Johnson

5/13/2025

3 min read

Pope Leo XIV’s Debut: Blending Francis’ Vision with Catholic Tradition

In a vibrant display of faith and tradition, Pope Leo XIV, the first American pontiff, greeted the world from St. Peter’s Square on Thursday, blending...

Sarah Johnson

Sarah Johnson

5/11/2025

3 min read

Pope Leo XIV’s Name Signals Bold Approach to Social and Political Divides

In a move that’s already sparking global intrigue, Cardinal Robert Prevost has taken the papal throne as Pope Leo XIV, a name steeped in history and h...

Sarah Johnson

Sarah Johnson

5/10/2025

3 min read

Catholic Bishops Defy Washington Law Threatening Sacred Confession Seal

In a bold stand against a new Washington state law, Catholic bishops are digging in their heels, vowing to protect the sacred seal of confession—even ...

Sarah Johnson

Sarah Johnson

5/10/2025

3 min read

Will an Asian Pope Lead the Catholic Church? Cardinal Tagle in Spotlight

KAOHSIUNG, Taiwan — As the College of Cardinals prepares to convene in the Sistine Chapel to choose the next pope, whispers of history in the making a...

Sarah Johnson

Sarah Johnson

5/7/2025

3 min read

Pope Francis’ Latin Mass Restrictions: What’s Behind the Controversy?

Pope Francis has stirred up big waves in the Catholic world with his decision to clamp down on the Traditional Latin Mass—a move that’s become one of ...

Sarah Johnson

Sarah Johnson

4/22/2025

4 min read

Locked Doors and White Smoke: The Secretive Ritual of Choosing a New Pope

When a pope passes away, the Catholic Church doesn’t just send out a memo announcing the next leader. Instead, the process of electing a new pope is s...

Sarah Johnson

Sarah Johnson

4/21/2025

4 min read

Easter’s Big Three: The Questions Every Christian Faces (And Why They Matter)

Easter isn’t just about chocolate eggs and pastel-colored everything—it’s the moment when Christians celebrate the Resurrection of Jesus, that game-ch...

Sarah Johnson

Sarah Johnson

4/19/2025

5 min read

Pope Francis Faces Dire Health Crisis: Doctors Considered Halting Treatment

Doctors caring for Pope Francis faced a critical decision during his recent hospitalization, as his condition deteriorated to the point where they con...

Sarah Johnson

Sarah Johnson

3/27/2025

4 min read

Pope Francis Shows Positive Progress, No Longer Depends on Breathing Assistance

Pope Francis is showing encouraging signs of recovery, according to the Vatican, as his condition continues to improve. The 88-year-old pontiff has no...

Sarah Johnson

Sarah Johnson

3/20/2025

3 min read

Pope Francis Steadily Recovering While Leading Reform Efforts from Hospital Bed

Pope Francis continues to recover steadily one month after being hospitalized for double pneumonia, following complications from bronchitis. According...

Sarah Johnson

Sarah Johnson

3/16/2025

4 min read

This Lent, Loud and Proud American Christianity is Making a Comeback

American Christianity is gaining new momentum, and Lent 2025 seems to be the perfect moment to reflect on its resurgence. According to a Pew Research ...

Sarah Johnson

Sarah Johnson

3/5/2025

5 min read

Pope Francis' Health Crisis Sparks Questions About End-of-Life Decisions

A respiratory crisis suffered by Pope Francis during his two-week hospitalization for pneumonia has brought an intensely delicate issue into the spotl...

Sarah Johnson

Sarah Johnson

3/3/2025

4 min read

New Poll Finds Decline of Christianity Has 'Leveled Off' in America

The steady decline of Christianity in America seems to have hit the brakes, according to the latest findings from Pew Research. While the number of se...

Sarah Johnson

Sarah Johnson

3/2/2025

5 min read